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[There's the clearing of a throat on the other end, and then a very familiar voice drawls over the bracelet, sounding self-assured and arrogant as always.]

Sooo...I'm bored. Really and completely honestly bored out of my mind. And I find the best entertainment comes from people, so I was wondering "hmmm, are there any entertaining little brats I know who can actually make me chuckle at how idiotic they are around this place"?

And then I remembered, oh, right, that girl who pretty much metaphorically flipped me off the first time I approached her. That girl.

...

Basically, tell me what's going on in your life and let's see if I can make my life marginally better by laughing at it.

[THERE IS A TROLL OF A BUG MAN ON THE OTHER END, KURONEKO, WHAT DO?]

Edited 2013-01-14 06:40 (UTC)

[If Nick could see Kuroneko right now, she would be sipping tea and looking quite unimpressed.]

I'm not even going to dignify this with a proper response.

Edited 2013-01-15 09:00 (UTC)

Yet you responded, which means something in my little tirade against you had to stir up something in that messed up little mind of yours.

Only to tell you that I'm not going to give you the stories that you want.

I would ask if you had a problem with that, but you have a problem with everything.

And how do you know, exactly, what sort of stories I want, huh?

Oooh, the little kitten tries to claw back. Too bad you're wrong about that. I do have a problem with most things, but some things I'm perfectly okay with.

Like bugging you.

"Tell me what's going on in your life." That's what you said, isn't it?

How fitting. The proper place for an annoying bug is under the soles of shoes.

It's an open-ended question. I didn't ask you "what are you doing right now", which requires a specific answer. I left it vague because I'm nice and open like that.

[A slight hiss at that because WOW NO.] Ooh, I'm so scared. Not. I'm no regular little bug, kitten. I'm higher in the world than all of you, don't presume that I'm as low as a little bug under a shoe.

Nevertheless, I'm not telling you anything.

How amusing, I certainly couldn't tell by the way you act. Do everyone a favor and get crushed anyways.

Aw, aren't you fun.

[He frowns.] Wow. You don't have any friends, don't you? With that sort of talk...

Because you're such a barrel of fun as well.

And that's also none of your business.

I'm more fun than you are, anyhow. Seriously, even I, with my amusement over anything stupid that moves, am still trying to figure out if you have any entertainment value in the first place.

Oooh, so you don't! Nailed it. Totally knew you were all by your lonesome crazy self.

Then why are you bothering me in the first place? How pathetic, not having any other thing to do.

I have plenty of allies. I'm merely saying that it is none of your business.

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